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Jeffrey "Jeff" Taylor: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair. Tim: Helping my mom move will allow me to do something I've always wanted to do. Tim: [Driving an wheeler] I love this truck. This is great. Arr arr arr. Tim: [to himself] If I were alone, this could be the greatest day of my life.
Brad: It's all over school about what Jason said about your girl hands; but don't worry, I stood up for you! Tim: It's a warning light; didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem?
Jill: I thought if there was a problem with the car that the light would get brighter, or there would be a buzzer. Tim: Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute - who drove around for two days with the oil light on? Jill: Wait - I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light. Tim: You know why I like tools? Because they fix things - you tear down a motor, see the problem, it's right there - boom; it's fixed.
I wish I could fix things between us that easily. Randy Taylor: [to Sir Larry] Hey, you're great! I saw you at Chris Johnson's birthday party! Tim Taylor: I don't know what it is about football and me; I'm obsessed, I think. Tim Taylor: I think it's 'cause I love it, Wilson. I love the surprise, and the strategy, and the strength, and the big guys with the logos and the colorful helmets, the shine of the pads, and the mouthguards and the cleats, and the hittin', the impact, the swearin', the sweatin', arr arr arr arr!
It sets me free! Marty Taylor: [looking for a job] Here's one: work long hours and on weekends with low pay. Jill Taylor: [discussing Jill's upcoming job interview] Tim, do you ever listen to me? It was the last thing that I said in bed to you last night. Tim Taylor: [wanting to go to a tool sale at Sears] I'll be back in twenty minutes.
Jill Taylor: Twenty minutes! Who are you kidding? You'll be down there drooling, fondling all the tools, your eyes bugging out. You don't even look at me like that. Jill Taylor: No! You will not rewire it and screw it up like you did the blender.
End of discussion. Tim Taylor: What is your problem with the blender? It's the only blender on the block that can puree a brick! Jill Taylor: This is great! Now I've gotta take advice from a guy who prances around a TV studio, grunting like a baboon Wilson: No, I think she got mad at you because you blew up the damn dishwasher. Bill: Yeah, that's gonna come in real handy 'cause I'm about to open up a can of whup-ass on the Tool Man!
Tim: Hello, everyone. And of course, you all know my assistant "He eats, therefore he is" Al Borland. Jill: No, I'm not happy. My oldest son is heartbroken, and my youngest son is dressing like Johnny Cash! Tim: I do things with both of the guys, you know. Brad and I like to go to sporting events, work on the Hot Rod and build stuff with my tools.
Randy and I joke. I make jokes, he makes jokes, we make jokes. The jokes go back and forth. He jokes, I joke, there's a lot of jokes going on. Randy: Can't do it. Dad made a few adjustments. The zombies won't be coming back from the dead any more. Heidi: Here'a a trick I used when I was new: just picture everyone in their underwear. Tim: It sounds like they banging their heads on their guitars while they're getting their teeth drilled. You cannot speak of the ocean to a well frog, you cannot speak of ice to a summer insect.
Tim: Well this ancient Chinese ice-cream salesman, Yung Su, found that frozen frogs and wet insects couldn't talk cos they were colder'n one another. Jill Taylor: I'm gonna use the pliers to get your screwdriver out of the drain. Tim Taylor: Look - you've got to learn basic plumbing. What would happen if I died? Tim Taylor: Well, I learned how to do the laundry, separate the colors, put the fabric softener in. Jill Taylor: Wait - wait a minute. When was the last time that you did the laundry, Tim?
Tim Taylor: You know, that's - this isn't the point. The point is, I learned how to do it. I don't see you out there changing spark plugs.
Tim Taylor: This is an excuse, women, and you're not the type to have excuses. You need to be taught. I don't think you're stupid just 'cause you don't know anything You know, I - that didn't come out right. Tim Taylor: To me, it's the effort you put into things, not just the grade, that counts. Tim Taylor: No! I don't want you livin' here when you're Jill Taylor: [posing as a "Tool Time" audience member] My husband always yells at me a lot when he tries to teach me something.
Tim Taylor: That's probably because he used meta-messages; that's making things sound more complicated than they are And I'm sure he didn't know that he was doing that, and I'm sure he's real sorry that he did that.
Jill Taylor: Well, uh, I wouldn't mind learning if my husband were as patient and understanding as you are - although, I must say, um, he is your biggest fan. Tim Taylor: If a woman holds up a stop sign, if she designed it, it would say "If you really knew me, you'd know what you should do right now".
Jill Taylor: Brad, you're way too young to be thinking about kissing. There's other things you need to think about first, like, um, shaving. Jill Taylor: We're parents. When our kids play doctor, we nail them for malpractice. Randy: Let me get this straight. Mark gets fewer rules because he's a dork, and I get more rules because Brad's a dork. Randy: Oh, great! We went on another lovely afternoon date. First we went to the afternoon movie where the theater was full of old people who sat there explaining the movie to each other, and then we went to a restaurant full of old people who kept saying, "Does this fish have bones?
I hate bones! Al: [after Tim has fallen through the ice] I can't believe that you came up here without an extra set of clothes. Al: Well, everyone knows that when coming on a trip like this you have to be prepared for every possible contingency, and with you every contingency is possible. You should just be glad that I brought a spare change of clothes. Al: [after Tim has fallen through the ice] You know, Tim, I was hoping that on this trip we would be able to talk on a more personal level.
Tim: Personal? How much more personal can it get, I'm wearing your underwear. Al: Well, I was hoping that we could talk about our hopes, our dreams and fears Tim: I hope I didn't, but I fear I did. You want to go and look, I've already been in. Tim: [while chiseling a hole through ice for ice fishing he accidentally knocks Al's chisel through the ice] Where you attached to that chisel? Al: What, Tim that, that chisel has been in my family for generations, it was handed down to me by my great-grandfather Hal Borland.
Al: Would that be the same know-how you used to double the size of the hole? Tim: [Watching a little TV in an ice shanty] I can't tell whether Gilligan got them off the island or the Pistons are about to score. Jill: "Your mother and I need to talk? Wilson: Well, I'm not sure. I could never understand why a man would wanna hide his face. Al: The space between your ears could fill the Mall of America.
Wilson: What I'm trying to say is that most people think the best way to get rid of a wart is to cut it off, but in actuality that isn't the best solution. See, the wart will reappear because the virus is still below the surface of the skin. Tim: So just putting my two warts in separate rooms isn't going to cure this problem, eh? Wilson: No, Tim. The only way to get rid of a wart is to go below the surface of the oily skin and dig out the root.
Tim: I see. And Wilson, this is - bar none - the most disgusting conversation we've ever had. Al: [in a soundproof booth that isn't really soundproof] Tim, can you hear me?
Al: You can't hear me? In that case, I should be the host of this show. And another thing, that's a stupid haircut you have! And another thing,. Brad: [On the phone] I just gave her a taste of my Jello, it's not like we both chewed on the same piece of gum.
Tim: His mother recorded his whole life on video tape. Did you know that in the seventh grade he built a replica of the Washington Monument out of popcicle sticks? Tim: It could be worse. You could be working at the circus as Al the Donkey Boy.
Tim: [Al has locked him out] Al, you can't end it like this. We've had a relationship for three years. Tim: Small? It was so small the mice were hunchback. It was so small that when I put my key through the door it went out the window.
It was so small all you could order was condenced milk. I had a folding toothbrush. It was so small there was no room for complaint. Tim: [to Jill] It's much better kissing you. Al's beard was so scratchy. At least you shave. Wilson: Not me; I just use my imagination Jill Taylor: Tim, what do you actually know about installing a satellite dish? Tim Taylor: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man could do that. No, I come in peace. Randy: I have. You know, I gotta tell you it's a tough gig.
Everyone expects you to be king. Tim: [playing tea party; in high voice] Now, what would Her Royal Fridigness like to have? Hot Rod? Tim: Why don't you tell the audience out there what Uncle Tim says whenever he starts a project. Tim: I wanna talk about what Sherlock Wendell Holmes said. The reason I want daughters is because they're like rotten peaches.
I should just play with my pears. Jill: I think it would be better for all concerned if you didn't father any more children. Tim: Guy A challenges Guy B. Jill: Okay, let me explain to you the workings of the female mind: Guy A and Guy B are both idiots and Randy is not racing. Randy: I'm the shortest kid in my class and don't tell me my height doesn't matter. Jill: It doesn't matter. It's what's inside of you that counts, don't sell yourself short. Brad: This isn't going to be one of your 'When I was a little girl' stories, is it?
Tim Taylor: [of the hot tub he'll give to Jill] I think I'll put it over where this swing is. You guys don't use this anymore, do you? Al: Colonel, allowing Tim to drive a tank well that's jeprodizing national security.
McDougal: Al you've got nothing to worry about, we've got 10, marines on the base to keep an eye on Tim. Tim: Well congratulations, you've just did what most countries couldn't do, you got the Marines to retreat. Tim: Um, I thought about it. I just couldn't stand the thought of him baring my children.
Little babies with beards and flannel diapers Tim: It's nice, but if I'm gonna be sitting on a throne, it's gonna be porcelain, my friend. Tim: Thanks. Hi, Lillian. No Jill's not here she's uh, out, you know, buying stuff to nurse her cold. Oh, my God that's, that's horrible, Lillian.
How did it happen? Oh, how are you doing? Oh boy, this is horrible news. What can I do? Oh yeah, go ahead and call all them, and Jill will call you as soon as she gets back. Jill: Oh no, let me guess.
She's mad cuz I wouldn't let her come this weekend. Tim: Some people think that viewing the body gives them a chance to say goodbye to the deceased one last time. Tim: It's okay, it's okay. Sometimes making jokes is a way to deal with the loss of somebody, that's how you grieve.
I did the same thing at my dad's funeral. Randy: Oh yeah, now that you talk about it, I remember Aunt Rita's funeral, you had some jokes then. You killed. Tim: But the truth is, in situations like these, you gotta be careful who you make the jokes around. Tim: And make no jokes around your mom or Mark or anybody sensitive.
Just do them around me. The Colonel: '61 was a vintage year. You should have bought one of those Lincolns when they first came out. Tim: Let's see, he went to bed at hours. He wanted nine hours of sleep, that would be Minus twelve, you add that up, uh Tim: There's a lot of good stuff in there. It's a tad bit wordy.
But in a good way. The Colonel: A writer is supposed to use words. What did you want, pictures? Tim: Could've helped a little. You know what was so odd, you had a book and it didn't have any people in it. The Colonel: This is a book about policy and objectives and how to win a war.
You don't want to clutter that up with a lot of people. Tim: Good point. Writing a book about war, you don't want to talk about people.
The Colonel: [aggravated] All right, you didn't like the book. I'm gonna get the boys. We'll be back at hours. The Colonel: It's Why is that so difficult for you to understand? Every private in the army gets it by the end of the first day. Jill: When we were growing up, we weren't allowed to tell you anything that might upset you. The Colonel: Damn right. My soldiers were under control. Tim: Yeah you're right, Sir. But I'm kind of tired of playing with that gift.
Jimmy Carter: [in a videotaped message] Al and Jill, the house you built is a perfect example of what can happen when good people band together for a common goal. And Tim Crews are working around the clock to repair the house you built Oh, yeah - Rosie would like a picture of Al. I'd like to thank you for your participation in our Habitats for Humanity housing blitz.
Jimmy Carter: Al and Jill, the house you built is a perfect example of what can happen when caring people band together for a common good. And Tim, well, what can I say? Crews are working round the clock to repair the house you've built. Oh yeah, Rosalynn would like a picture of Al. Tim: Did I? All right, wait a minute. Do I jump in the ring and tell you how to box? Tim: [on the phone with John Elway] Tomorrow I expect you lifting something heavier than a jelly doughnut! Yes, I would say this to your face.
I may not be talking this loud. And you can tell that to your pal Holyfield too Actually I'd prefer it if YOU told him. Tim: I wouldn't consider Miss America a girl. She's almost professional. I heard in her talent competition she put up drywall. Jill Taylor: There's a special bond between mother's and son's it's called the umbilical cord. Dolores: [while Tim is having an important discussion with Bud] You have your choice of bacon or sausage.
Mothers: [singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain Tim: [holding a baby] Whoa. Something's coming out, but it definitely isn't the sun. Tim Taylor: Brad, don't forget my car's in the shop. So I'm gonna take your car and drop you guys off at school. Bradley Michael Taylor: Wait, what makes you think you can just take my car just like that?
Randy: [upset at the thought of having cancer] Why does bad stuff always happen to me? Tim: [reading off the menu] Chile and onions, chile-cheese dog, three cheese chile omlets. Wheeew I think I've died and gone to heavan.
Dolores: [sarcastically] Yeah right, looks like you're killing yourself. Harry, I am telling you to go get her. Benny Baroni: [after pause] Oh my God. I've never seen anything like it. Where's the podiatrist? I'll go get her myself. Tim: Eight pieces of pizza and I'm still laughing. Another fan theory: we never see Wilson's face because he is the biological father of one or more of Tim's children, and Wilson doesn't want the kids whom he consistently addresses as "Taylor lads" to notice that they kind of look like him.
Honestly, we don't give this one much credence; we just thought it deserved a mention because it's sordid, uncomfortable, and messed-up — none of which are descriptors that leap to mind when thinking of Home Improvement. Well, before we get to the real reason why Wilson's unobscured mug never made an appearance on the show, let's pay a bit of homage to Hindman, a veteran actor who has appeared showing his entire face in an impressive number of iconic movies and television series.
Hindman's first turn in front of a camera was in a bit part in the exploitation flick Teenage Mother, directed by Jerry Gross who was responsible for producing such classics as Girl on a Chain Gang and I Drink Your Blood.
Bit parts in several TV series followed, which led to his respectable feature film debut in the conspiracy thriller The Parallax View ; that same year, he also appeared in director Joseph Sargent's classic crime drama The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. Hindman then moved on to a episode run on the genre-defining soap opera The Doctors, which he parlayed into a long run on the ABC soap opera Ryan's Hope. He also drew paychecks largely from minor TV appearances until he was tapped for a role in Lawrence Kasdan's excellent neo-Western Silverado in , and he continued starring in TV movies and smaller theatrical features until Home Improvement came calling in Sure, it might not have been the most high-profile role, owing to its "face obscured all the time" aesthetic.
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